Saturday, March 12, 2011

Then Who's Been Cashing My Checks?!?

This really happened.

My friend and I both had a wildly rough week, and I was excited to be able to hang out with her in what is possibly the most non-threatening environment there could possibly be: a craft fair at St. Michael's College.

We walked around for a ocuple of hours, bought a few things. I found this great present for my mom, whose birthday is in a couple of weeks, and as I was handing the crafter my card, we made small talk. "So," she said, noting my out-of-state card, "What are you doing up here?"

"I'm actually a graduate student here at St. Michel's right now."

She looked at me and cocked her head a little. "Honey, that's not possible." She leaned forward and whispered; "St. Michael's hasn't been open to students for five years."

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